Don’t be a religious suburban white mom about it
what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
we are becoming more powerful than ever. they cannot stop us.
mm girl youre so wet;) wait is that fucking pee you did not just pee yourself
Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness
I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs
"Can you pass the salad, Mom?" he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad
She never passes the salad
"Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?"
"You always do this to me, Mom."
welcome to my sick twisted mind
It’s like 2005 threw up all over my dash
"bite me, prep"
what the american school system teaches us
What every school system teaches us*
This maybe the best thing ever
if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.
if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.
Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.
Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy
Fact: The pansexuals, with their extreme love for kitchen ware, make all the snacks.
what has the worldcome to