The place where nothing happen
My Paralyzed Pokémon: *Paralyzed, can't attack*
Opponent's Paralyzed Pokémon: *Runs a marathon* *Does a backflip* *Starts breakdancing* *Attacks*
cyntheticlifeform:

greyeyedwolfie:

THERE ARE SNAKES IN MY BOOT

This is what conventions are all about.

cyntheticlifeform:

greyeyedwolfie:

THERE ARE SNAKES IN MY BOOT

This is what conventions are all about.

meladoodle:

*fake moustache falls off to reveal a real moustache* god damn my identity is revealed

rotatingfloor:

masterofbirds:

in3ffable-lib3rty:

IMPORTANT FERGUSON UPDATE - WATCH THIS VIDEO BEFORE YOUTUBE TAKES IT DOWN

CNN REPORTER Fredricka Whitfield interviews the Store Owner’s Lawyer (from the store that was “”“”“”“robbed”“”“”“”“”“”” by “”“”“”“”“”mike brown”“”“”“”“”“)

As the lawyer begins to explain what really happened, cnn “”“”“loses the feed”“”“”“

WOW

that fucking tape rewinding sound this shit is sooooooo staged

unfollowing u for being an illegal alien named dick
Anonymous
crackcityrocker77:


sorayachemaly:

Always reblog this until it is not true

That’s more than half. That’s the majority. What the fuck. How? Why? 

crackcityrocker77:

sorayachemaly:

Always reblog this until it is not true

That’s more than half. That’s the majority. What the fuck. How? Why? 

captamerican:

this is somewhere between mildly concerning and absolutely hysterical that this is a real problem

captamerican:

this is somewhere between mildly concerning and absolutely hysterical that this is a real problem

thefandomsthatwaited:

I wish it was socially acceptable to wear whatever we want and I’m just not talking about revealing clothes I’m talking about togas and full on Victorian dress and evening gowns for the hell of it. I mean imagine if people went around dressed like elves or dwarves from Lord of the Rings it would be fabulous I mean have you seen how hot that stuff makes you

weiweipon:

When a friend calls me their best friend for the first time

deanisanactualprincess:

sexlness:

landorus:

erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing

a dick rising to power

emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

"What’s our stop?"
"You’ll get off when I tell you to."

emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

"What’s our stop?"

"You’ll get off when I tell you to."

iwriteaboutfeminism:

So far so good, Tuesday night in Ferguson.